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I was in a bit of a hurry this morning. I needed to drop ethan off at the
in-laws before I hit work, and I really didn’t want to get stuck in
more traffic than necessary. There is a certain lack of sleep in me as
well, so some slack will need to be cut for what happened this morning.
My boy needed to pee. Well, he didn’t want to pee, but heck, the kid
just woke up, his pull-ups were dry, and he was about to sit in a car for
at least a half an hour. So, he needed to pee. He was tired too, so I
figured he would rather sit than stand, so, I went through most of the go
pee ritual. I lifted the seat, I pulled his little stool up to the toilet
so he could climb up there, and sit down. I moved the plant over the air
vent (he doesn’t like the air kicking on and blowing on him when he
is doing his business). I helped him take his pants off, and started
pulling them right side out, and let him go about thing.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. WTF? Why is this kid crying. I turn around to see mostly
feet and head. Ooops, my bad. I forgot to put his little toilet seat on top
of the toilet. The boy stepped up onto his step, turned around and sat
down… and plopped right inside the bowl. Of course, he cried for
minutes… and I am still laughing.
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